So you're walking in a forest...

What I learned in school today (take out a pen, class, and answer the following questions for this personality quiz):

1) You go for a walk in a forest. Who's with you?

2) You come across an animal. What kind of animal is it?

3) What kind of interaction do you have with this animal?

4) You continue walking through the forest until you come to a clearing where you see your dream home. What size is it?

5) Is there a fence surrounding it?

6) Upon entering the house you come across a dining room table. What is on it an around it?

7) You notice a cup on the lawn. What is it made out of?

8) What do you do with that there cup?

9) Then, imagining the forest doesn't actually exist, you come across a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?

10) How do you cross it?

Alright, you have your answers?

Here is what they mean (and how I answered).

1) This person is the most important to you in the world. (Oliver - my dog. I was obviously too wrapped up in the forest analogy, then again I sure do love Oliver.)

2) The size of the animal you chose represents your perception of the kind of problems you have (a bird - a small one at that.)

3) What you do to/with the animal represents the severity of how you deal with your problems. (I look at the bird - what the hell does that mean?)

4) The size of the house indicates the amount of ambition you have. (Very large)

5) No fence means you have an open personality. (No fence, I'm open.)

6) If you said food, people, and other things I can't remember, you are a generally happy person. (I said chairs. Why would there be people at the table without me there?)

7) The durability of your cup material represents the strength of your relationship with #1. (Styrofoam. Shit. But I love Oli and he loves me. This thing is a crock.)

8) What you do with the cup is what you think of the durability of the relationship in #1. (I stepped on my cup...)

9) The size of the body of water relates to the 'size' of your sexual desires. ( I said sea, which could really be any size.)

10) The wetter you get, the more important your sex life is. (I swam. What? I like swimming in the sea.)